diabeteswithowls:

oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?

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"You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly."

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hroakie:

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

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she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

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burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister